Vanessa Bruno Wedge Sandals
posted by ET at 3:54 PM
Thursday, April 28, 2005
About Me
- Name: ET
- Location: apparently Owasso, Oklahoma
I am a Manhattan girl currently trapped in Oklahoma. It is "T minus about two years" before my reprieve. In the meantime I must vent my frustrations at the lack of Sephora, Tiffany, Brownstones, the subway system, and virtually everything else NYC.
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11 Comments:
leaves me shaking my head.. shoes...
Why?
Love them! Wouldn't be able to walk in them...but still
They're really not that bad...you'd be surprised. I am used to a 2 1/4" heel on my boots that I wear to teach and to the office (not like cowboy boots), so I figured the 4" would kill me, but it's not terrible. Since it's a wedge. Now, if it was a pointy heel I'd be all over the floor.
My Nike's have holes in them. This way I have air condishing every where I go.
I wear a suit and tie at the computer.
All of my dress shoes have had the bottoms cut out of them. An upside down sandal if you will.
I go to the store and wear SWEATPANTS!
Sometimes, I just run around the house in my Long John thermal underwear with the back open so my butt sticks out.
I get the mail in the morning with nothing on, but a smile.
I wear a Klu klux Klan outfit that has free the black man written all over it. I never wear it in Huntsville, Arkansas though.
I take a shower with my scuba gear on. Sometimes with the mask sometimes without.
When I go to a funeral I wear a Greatful Dead shirt and bellbottoms, no shoes.
I have sex with socks on and painted clothes.
I sleep in multi-color windbreakers from the 80's.
Every year on halloween I run around in boots with a diaper on a stogie in my mouth.
Ahhh, the life. Wont you join me?
Ruffian, we have BEEN through this. I am not wormy. I do not have worms. I do not have a worm farm. My animals do not have worms. I do not fish with worms. There is nothing that involves me in conjunction with worms. But I'm SO happy you visited my blog!
Chris, you get mail in the MORNING? Huh. I will need a picture of you in a diaper with a Stogie before I make any final decisions. = )
How is this for your final decisions!
http://bextruthfinder.blogs.com/mental_equilibrium/images/diaper-thumb.jpg
Hey, when you die you might have worms.
Diaper, but no cigar. To quote Terry Pratchett: "I ain't a fool." I want actual footage...and I want my blog to be on the screen in the background of the shot just to show it's authentic. = )
I guess I cant fool you. Those are some big demands. I wonder if I could find someone able to stop laughing long enough to take the picture for me.
I would take the picture! But I did have worms once when I was a kid, like 5 years old or so. It made my tummy hurt when it was time to eat and my rump itch. Yeah. Now THERE'S some TMI for your morning.
Ewww. Okay Rachel, I might have tried to out-do you on the shoes, but I am NOT going to out-do you on the worms and assorted gross stories. You take the cake on this one! And from the sound of those worms, you'll need it!
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