Where Am I?
Okay...so I have received no constructive advice on what I should do re my "ring setting" dilemma. I cannot believe you are all so non-superficial! I guess I need to somehow recruit more fashion junkies to my site, but not quite sure how to accomplish that. UGG people (they may be ugly, but they are DAMN comfortable and the ONLY thing to wear on the city streets in NY), Elle-Vogue-InStyle-Harper's readers unite! Again, I am in the wrong town.
Actually, as it turns out, I am not even in the town I thought I was in. I went to a job fair today since my afternoon class was cancelled and talked to several law enforcement agencies, only to discover that I don't actually live in Collinsville (despite the mailing address, utility issues, phone number, and so on)...I live in Owasso! Apparently Owasso annexed my neighborhood (we have suspected this for some time) but none of the critical information was ever changed. So, the good news is I am out of really-small-town-ville, the bad news is that I still have to write "Collinsville" every five minutes on address information. Well, at least now I know where I am. Now if only I could figure out what my last name is...
Actually, as it turns out, I am not even in the town I thought I was in. I went to a job fair today since my afternoon class was cancelled and talked to several law enforcement agencies, only to discover that I don't actually live in Collinsville (despite the mailing address, utility issues, phone number, and so on)...I live in Owasso! Apparently Owasso annexed my neighborhood (we have suspected this for some time) but none of the critical information was ever changed. So, the good news is I am out of really-small-town-ville, the bad news is that I still have to write "Collinsville" every five minutes on address information. Well, at least now I know where I am. Now if only I could figure out what my last name is...
posted by ET at 9:31 PM
4 Comments:
I feel bad for what MSA says about ET's husband. He wouldn't appreciate the liberal use you're putting his money toward. Plus, since he's way behind on his stock of MST3K videos, Jack the Ripper memorabilia and on-line porn memberships, you should at least throw him a bone once in awhile. His credit is just recovering from years of alcohol-induced neglect and I don't know if he would want a daily reminder of his bankruptcy on his wife's finger.
I just hope he never reads ET's blog. AND he wears Uggs for men and would be MORTIFIED to find that they were out of style already.
MSA, 3.5 carats is AWFULLY vulgar. Tasteful, timeless, and classic are the concepts we are going for here. Shame shame. You guys just don't GET me. But I like the "he should send US on a shopping spree"...that's cute. But come on...I'm a modern gal. I can pay my own way (and buy my own diamond!). Oh...and I bought THIS season's UGGs. They're orchid.
LT: 1) You are not way behind on on-line porn memberships...I mean, you've qualified as a "goldmember," right? (Or does that mean something else?); 2) I cannot help the fact that you neglected your credit while you were involved in some alcohol thing (what the hell are you talking about?); 3) Your UGGs are adorable, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
"LT said...
...and on-line porn memberships, you should at least throw him a bone once in awhile."
See, ET, L is INVITING someone to "bone" him! Jealous yet? :)
Well, if you take that literally it would make him gay. So I can't say it troubles me too deeply. Sorry.
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